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Name: Clawed and Shadow
Occupation: Chewtoy.
Current Hobbies:
RPGs!
AIM: MadClawed
45.3% corrupt
And the silence of the shining stone
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The campus of Northern Arizona University. 1:30 AM. I, being unable to sleep, have my little light on and am reading a book. My roommate is sound asleep. Suddenly, I hear a car door slam and about four or five obviously drunken guys start singing... or attempting to.. or something. They shout things at each other and make a racket. So I climb out of bed to go close the window. They're a distracting bunch, and I can't sleep anyway, so I decide to watch them. They begin kicking and pulling at something. Due to the large tree outside my window, I can't see what they're pulling at. When one of them starts talking about mounting whatever they're trying to yank out of the ground, I realize it's the sign proclaiming the name of my dorm. So I creep out of the room and go to use the downstairs phone, so as not to wake my roommate, and call campus security. Surprise, surprise, they already know and are on their way. So I, being the curious little thing that I am, walk to a window to watch. The guys actualy manage to get the sign out of the ground, hoist it above their heads, and take off. NAUPD comes around the corner at about the same time. The guys drop the sign and take off, campus security on their heels. However, I think the sign is still lying on the grass in front of Old Main, next door...
A few bits of news that I must report. I have honestly never heard of taxi chases before. The Onion achieves world wide fame. I believe I linked the first one as well... what is it with unbrellas.
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