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Name: Clawed and Shadow
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AIM: MadClawed
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like the shattering crystal of the poet cries:
"I the enigma undefined,
the error of my age;
the players and the play defamed
that tread a timeless stage.
Ay! both hero and the rake,
of tragedy and of comic parts;
the dirge at many a wake
and the wit that veins the farce."
Oscar Wilde
*Clawed, Shadow and The Duct Tape Fairy step up to a single microphone*
We present
for Fangirls Everywhere...
the Bishounen Filk!!!
*they flee into the audience*
*silence falls*
*A single blue-haired, white coated bishounen steps out onstage*
*He taps the mike, and the lights fall*
I feel pretty.
The Legato Verson
For Underrepresented Bishounen everywhere.
*violins*
*lights come up*
*legato*
"I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
I feel pretty, and witty, and Fiiiiiiine!
And I pity
Anyone who isn't me tonight....
I feel charming
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty.
That you hardly can believe I'm real.
See the bishounen in that mirror there
Who can that attractive guy be?
Such a pretty face,
Oh so pretty hair
What a pretty smile
Such a pretty... me...
I feel stunning
And Entrancing
Feel like running, and dancing for joy
For I'm such
a Pretty, wonderful boy!
*The curtain opens to reveal many, many assorted bishounen in formation*
*Guys chorus*
Have you seen my good friend Legato
The prettiest boy on the block
You'll know him the minute you see him
He's the one who does not have one out of place lock!
He's got a great chest
He's got a tight ass.
He isn't too much
He's dripping with class.
It must be the coat
Or some errant genes
On his looks we dote
and turn shades of green.
Keep away from him!
It's quite unfair
Even Vash cannot
mess up his hair...
Immodest, yet pure
Polite and refined,
But once seen, you can't get
him out of your mind! *whispered* literally.....
*stage lights raise to full, illuminating them as the chorus begins to dance*
*Legato*
I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me it's key.
A comitee
should be organized to honor me.
*Guys*
Lalala...
*Legato*
I feel handome
I feel gorgeous
I feel stunning and perfect and Fine!
And so pretty...
I might just tell Knives, I resign.
*Guys*
*sigh longingly*
*Legato*
See the bishounen in that mirror there?
*guys*
What mirror? Where?
*Legato*
Who can that attractive guy be?
*Guys*
What mirror? ...ooooooooooooo
*Legato*
Such a pretty face,
Oh so pretty hair
What a pretty smile
Such a pretty... me...
*guys*
Such a pretty he!
*All*
I feel stunning
and entrancing
feel like running and dancing for joy
'cause we're all...
such pretty, wonderful boys!
*lights drop to black as applause rings through the theatre*
final version of layout. Kallaris, tell me what you think
Icchan, Kallaris, DTF: submitted for approval one new layout for Airbags Deploy. Also for anyone else who want to look at it.
